My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished.
Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)
My pain was never beautiful or poetic. It was answering the phone mid breakdown and laughing like I was fine.
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person